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How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.