Michael Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts