Michael Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!