Michael Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What do you call a box with a treasure location?

A xbox.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.