Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Michael
Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
So time would fly.
Nun of your business.
Spacex
Kid: At the Joke shop.
The punch line.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
Shaken. Not stirred
You belong.
Because the P is silent.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
They turn off their Xbox.
One's wanted.
Falconers have to be more talon-ted
