Michael Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

Who's there! Bing! Bing who?

Bing down the house!

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Why is Star Wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.