What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

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What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.