What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.