Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
