What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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They get all over the sheets.

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Because they're not PC

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Underlay! Underlay!

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)