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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press