What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Grounds for termination.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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From age

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Surrendre*

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They were never comfortable with integration.

Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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They both hate the French press