What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)