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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)