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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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Starbucks

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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A plutocracy

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!