Islamist Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Fend Jokes More Fend Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back