Islamist Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Fend Jokes More Fend Jokes

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do frogs deal?

Croakaine