Islamist Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?