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Islamist Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor?

Ha-lol.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.