Ha-lol.
Flossless compression!
Because your teeth are the same colour as it.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
They take the long-grain home.
You're out of shape.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
A shih tzu
Carrion.
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
A flightoplankton.
Because they can LIFT
