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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!