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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!