How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Previous Random Joke Next

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What do you call an Arabic rapper?

Vanilla Isis

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.