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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.