Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.