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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!