Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!