What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.