Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.