Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.