Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.