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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.