Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.