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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics