Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.