Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics