Ms. Piggy Jokes

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)