Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either