Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either