He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Bored.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Pulp Fiction
Well, the movie ended so
Hiss is the end of the line for you!
She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.
A copy cat.