How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)