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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Pirate Bay Jokes More Pirate Bay Jokes

Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae?

Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Torrent Jokes More Torrent Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)