How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)