How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.