How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.