All the conservatives are out working.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
In the far left corner!
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
They are always asking for change.
A liberal who's been mugged.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A liberal who made it through adolescence.
Brainwashing.
Brainwashed.
A bingo machine.
Jail break.
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
The pizza can feed a family.
No pun in ten did!
A cab.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
Replaced
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Pay him for the pizza
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Bob
It was an emergent sea.
