All the conservatives are out working.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
In the far left corner!
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
They are always asking for change.
A liberal who's been mugged.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A liberal who made it through adolescence.
Because they are feeling the Bern.
Working people's wallets.
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Because of the Endor-fans.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
Because they're always so one sided!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
From the looks of it, your dad won
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Pay him for the pizza
Because they both study abroad!
Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.