Liberal Jokes

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Brainwash Jokes More Brainwash Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.