What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.