How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.