How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.