How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.