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Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

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Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Medusa Jokes More Medusa Jokes

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/