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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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How can you even see with those?

You're fired.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.