Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin