What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.