What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.