Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.