Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.