What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.