What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.