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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.