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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

(sorry if this is the wrong forum)

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!