What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.