Vice President Jokes

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Pigpockets.

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))