Vice President Jokes

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.