Vice President Jokes

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.