Vice President Jokes

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Gore Jokes More Gore Jokes

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

45th Jokes More 45th Jokes

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.