Vice President Jokes

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department