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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!