Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia