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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.