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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee