Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.