Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.