Because the Disc was cracked
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Stop cracking your NaCles.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
They both gotta go fast.
A kaboom!
