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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.