How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.