How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.