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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.