You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Because he kept on dropping beets.
Vote!
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Brownian Motion
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
A baby in the microwave
A Shilling, of course.
At the whale weigh station of course.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
The collie wobbles!
Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects