Wood Chipper Jokes

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

Your Age Is Only Math

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