You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
A swallow.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
A slow poke!
He votes!
A traffic jam!
His mom was in a jam.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
Cowboom!
Putout
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
