What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'