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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed