What do potheads do when they see a fire?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.