Pothead Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

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Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

420 Jokes More 420 Jokes

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...