Pothead Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

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Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a French alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

420 Jokes More 420 Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!