Pothead Jokes

How did one pothead greet the other?

High

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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What's the highest number in the world?

420

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens