Pothead Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

420 Jokes More 420 Jokes

What do the French call 4/20?

80

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Pol Pot Jokes More Pol Pot Jokes

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.