What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.