What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.