What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate?

Because they always give you a straight answer.

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them