How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.