How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.