Swinge Jokes

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.