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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.