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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.