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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.