What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside