What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.