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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.