What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry