What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy