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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.