What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!