How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!