How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Knock knock. Who's there? Burns. Burns who?

Burns me up!

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.