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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.