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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

Wick Jokes More Wick Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.