How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.