Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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Marshmallows

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Literally all gardening stops

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

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A stinkasaurus!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!