Peep Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!