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Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!