Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

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Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did your sister jump out the window?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*