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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...