Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.