Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.