Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.