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Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.