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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.