What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.