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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.