Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Lampshade Jokes More Lampshade Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.