Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing
They take things literally.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
He rubbed him the wrong way.
She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
