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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.