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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.