Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks