Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!