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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!