What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What's up, Chad?

He'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "