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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro