What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?