What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af