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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.