What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?