What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."