What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.