What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.