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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.