What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.