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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.