What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.