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Eggplant Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie