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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.