What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.