What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.