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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.