What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.