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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.