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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie