What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie