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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What do you call an Asian penguin?

A penguyen

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster