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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.